A leaner, meaner "Pirates of the Caribbean" reboot - Andrew O'Hehir, Movie Critic - Salon.com: "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" injects new vigor into a megabucks franchise and makes for a perfectly acceptable night out. Now, the movie's too long and you can only watch so much swordfighting and the repartee's really not that great and if you see it that's two and a half hours of your life you'll never get back, just because you wanted to see Ian McShane and some cute mermaids.