Going On The Attack: "Q. Why did God give liberals annoying, whiny voices? A. So that even the blind could hate them. "That's just one of James Delingpole's favorite jokes from his new book 365 Ways To Drive A Liberal Crazy. Hat tip to Patrick the Born Again Redneck.
Contrari-wise: "Q. Why did God give conservatives annoying, whiny voices? A. So that even the blind could hate them, too."