"Jonah Hex": Hard-boiled heavy-metal idiocy - Jonah Hex - Salon.com: Then it's back to sultry Megan in the New Orleans whorehouse, although all they do is smooch a little in artfully backlit shots, possibly because this is a PG-13 title and possibly because sexual intercourse might cause her to snap in half at that architecturally improbable 20-inch waist.