The 10 Real Reasons Why Geeks Make Better Lovers: "Geeks really do make the best lovers, for reasons that have nothing to do with adolescent ostracism or puppy-like devotion."
Geeks build it so you will come
That geeks have the passion to commit their technical skills to expanding sexual options for everyone is evidence enough of their enthusiasm and dedication as lovers.
Geeks get personal with tech
You don't need to know how to build a platform in order to do a half-gainer in full pike with a twist into the river of love.
Geeks dig consensual role playing
It isn't a big leap from "I'm a level-13 thief, evil-aligned" to "I'm the prison warden and you're the new detainee."
Geeks interact
A geek is happy to be with you by texting your phone, flirting with you in a chat room, Skyping you, Twittering just in case you're on your vibrating couch (NSFW), sending funny cell-phone snapshots to your e-mail, playing online games, commenting on your blog, Digging articles that interest you, seducing you by instant message….
Geeks get things done
Geeks know all the shortcuts. They research your interests, send you surprise gifts, plan your perfect vacation, get the bills and grocery shopping out of the way, write to their mothers, and tease you mercilessly, all while pretending to work. And when you ask them to set up your home Wi-Fi or install a home theater, it's done quickly, expertly and without complaint.In other words, geeks know how to get everything else out of the way so there's more time for lovemaking.
Geeks are hot …
… and wear the coolest glasses.
Geeks don't shock easily
Geeks have seen all the porn you can imagine and then some
Geeks know kinky people
They know (or are) people who enjoy those things, so they don't dismiss entire categories of sexual interests as the sole province of a bunch of weirdos in San Francisco.
Geeks understand multi-dimensional relationships
A geek can flow seamlessly between conversation about a friend's partner and kids in one window and an elaborate group sex scene in another, without feeling any discontinuity between the personas.
Geeks aren't threatened by new tech or "the future of sex"
Geeks have read the science fiction. A geek doesn't mind if you bring home the iiErotoTrix 5000 v3 -- as long as you share it.